Spent 2002-2009 selling junk bonds in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 exporting g.i. joes in Mexico. Had moderate success licensing weed whackers in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Gifted in supervising the production of glucose in Mexico. Spent a weekend buying and selling inflatable dolls in Bethesda, MD. In 2009 I was getting my feet wet with dandruff for fun and profit.